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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Best Sandwich of All Time

I know what you're thinking. How unassuming! Just a quaint little eatery. Heck, there's not even anyone sitting outside! Must be a pretty average sandwich place.

You're wrong.

This, my friends, is Italian Delite, hidden away in the downtown of Novato, California. Now imma let you finish, but this building is home to the best Philly Cheese steak sandwich of all time. OF ALL MOTHERF*CK'N TIME.

Anyone who has been there can tell you, out of all the sandwiches they have to offer, the cheese steak is a force to be reckoned with. It contains a meat that is the perfect combination of flavor and tenderness, something that would be delicious on its own. But they don't just stop there. They add cheese, onions, bell peppers, and the magic ingredient, their secret hot sauce. It sits on the tables in discrete, blank bottles, and for any fan of spice, it will rock your world. Even if you are not a fan of spicy things, you are required, BY THE LAW OF THE FOOD WATCH, to at least have one bite smothered in this sauce. There is only one recorded case in my history of going to this restaurant that someone preferred it without the sauce. Everyone else became junkies, much like myself; slaves to the intoxicating sensation of the sandwich as it dances across your palette.

For anyone happening to travel through the San Francisco bay area, take some time to travel north, to the city of Novato, and seek out Italian Delite. I promise you, you won't be disappointed. The prices are very reasonable, but the only thing to keep in mind is that the sandwich portions are misleading. A "half" sandwich is more than enough to satisfy those with average appetites. If you're feeling up to a challenge, by all means, order a "whole" sandwich. As you can imagine, it's twice the food, and twice the coma afterwards, but it's a good coma. It's a coma where you sit blissful, just happy to be alive, and you think to yourself..."Thank you Food Watch. Thank you." And then you cry a single tear. But before it can hit the ground, it transforms into a red, white, and blue eagle that soars through the sky.

And then the restaurant notices and starts a slow clap.

Italian Delite
971 Front St
Novato, CA 94945

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